The poems contain nothing outrageously rude or offensive, but there's the odd expletive and sexual reference, plus an unusual emphasis on sex toys. Send the naughty Christmas poem and short funny Christmas poems that you like to your loved ones. You do a bunch of work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit. – Shirley Sallay. Dirty Christmas quotes are always funny and humor. All I Want For Christmas (A Bit Naughty) poem by Patricia Gale. Although thy breath be rude. it takes a real mother ****er to put me down Cause I wanna deck The Hall. When it comes, some people look confused and don’t know how to make it full of laughter. Then heigh ho!

‘Cause I wanna merry you! Christmas Now Surrounds Us. I like your style. Girl: Are you Hall? Christmas is an only event when people are very happy and excited and they make different plans. To get you into that wonderful festive feeling, we have come up with this collection of Christmas poems that’ll fill you with that joyous mood. Naughty Christmas poems and dirty Christmas poems are collected here for adults. A small collection of funny Christmas poems for older kids. Man dancing with a cat and pouring tea into a hat from Edward Lear’s More Nonsense book in 1871 (Picture: Getty Images) It is National Limerick Day 2016 – and the jokes are flooding in. All I want for Christmas is to treat you as my wonderlandMy finger tips to skate lightly across your chestHearing the music of … Boy: Are you Christmas? Mike Chasar’s speaker receives a surprise gift from nature, and Norman Williams’s poem is an homage to artists who work without hope for material gain. POEM # 1. Share the secret Santa Christmas poems and merry Christmas poems for friends with your close friends. You can easily find Christmas poems for boss and rude […] the holly! Heigh ho! Have a hottie naughty Christmas! Ev'ry Star Trek geek'll cheer - "Oh my Scotty, beam me up a naughty Christmas, this year!" unto the green holly: Most friendship is feigning, most loving mere folly. 24. Christmas is a day to make fun and enjoy it. Funny and Rude Christmas Poems For Older Kids.

Have a hottie naughty Christmas! Visit this page and find some beautiful Christmas Poems by various famous poets. Getting greetings for Christmas quotes is […] Short Dirty Christmas Poems. And when your girl trims your tree Stand below, Her ladder, So, Im a cool girl, in a cool town.

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As we all know friends always have fun with each other and on Christmas mostly friends wish to each other through dirty Christmas quotes.

sing heigh ho! Some of the poems are really, genuinely rude, whereas others are unsuitable for younger kids because they the shatter one on the most enduring, and endearing, illusions of childhood. It's the breast time of the year!